Sharon gets Ghetto on Charmed School

On this coming Sunday, VH1 will air the finale/reunion special of Charmed School with Sharon Osbourne. It's a must watch, I knew this women had a problem, and it actually begins in her own home. Sharon got all ghetto and allegdlly knock out the girl, after the girl spoke about Sharon's husband, Ozzy.

Honestly, Sharon has always had a mean side to her. Could she possibly be mad at the fact that her family are mostly recovering crackies with no education, none of her kids ever finished high school. In 2009, if you don't have a high school diploma, you are definately a LOOSER!

Sharon, sweetie darling, focus on your family. Get Ozzy some well deserved speech classes. Help your kids get GED's. Something sweetie, re-focus!

Happy 2009!

Happy 2009!!! That was one tough year, every aspect of it.
I ended 2009 by having the honor of doing Hillary Clinton's hair. I had no idea this was going to happened, but it did. I also met her husband, Prez Clinton. It was so surreal, it all happened so quick. But, hey what better way to end the year.

I also love Anderson Cooper, his New Years Eve coverage is "Off Da Hook", his co-host Kathy Griffen held on till the end, then she let it rip. Watch below. Happy New Year.

Bad News! S@L nixes NewYearsDay Prty.

Due to issues that were perceived to threaten the integrity of the production, The Saint At Large has made the decision to preempt REVIVAL, the New Year’s Day Night party scheduled for the event space, Espace, on West 42nd Street. We humbly apologize for the late notice, but there has been considerable time invested in finding other workable options. Instead of settling on lesser spaces and compromised logistics, this will be the first canceled event in our organization’s 29 years of continuous operation.

For those loyal patrons who purchased advance REVIVAL tickets, we are making a special offer to exchange them for tickets to RITES XXX: THE BLACK PARTY ’09 being held at Roseland Ballroom on March 21, 2009; otherwise, tickets can be refunded through any of our vendors or charged back on credit cards through Box Office Tickets. Feel free to contact us via thesaint@saintatlarge.com or at (212) 674-8541.

As we enter the new year with all the excitement of change, a renewed sense of hope and some uncertainty as to the journey ahead, we wanted to share some good news: you are already a member of a formidable underground community. It can be said that the strength of each of us is contained in the tribe and that the tribe can be found in each of us. Let us not forget the power we have as a collective of open minds, strong bodies and healthy souls.

I dont want to be alone, where is my Eartha.

Many years ago, 1989 or early 90's, my friend Nelson made us go with him to Tunnel Nightclub in NYC for New Years Eve. The original Tunnel to be exact, with the railroad tracks leading into the dancefloor.
Anywho, that was the night I heard and saw Eartha Kitt for the first time, she was that nights guest. What was funny about that night, was that I had no clue, who she was, or what she meant for that matter.
Well, today December 25th, 2008. Eartha passed on due to a battle with colon cancer. She was 81 years young. Ironic, that the woman whos voice is on the Christmas Classic, Santa Baby would leaves us on Christmas Day. Raise a glass of egg nog to the heavens and a big cheer to Eartha.

Eartha was also the only colored women to play catwoman in the series Batman.

Oh Scarlet!

There are days, when the stories are, well, just short. As if the earth stood still and there was nothing to tell.
So, here @ the office we turn to this lil video we found on the web. It's the funniest thing, since the barack roll which we'll post tomorrow. Enjoy.

Zach's AI Audition, before he became Kirk

Here is Zach auditioning for AI. My favorite part of the entire video, is when Crying Game starts playing, love the way they sneak that up, very clever.

Kirks BIG Break

Here is Zach's, I mean Kirk Cumming's New song "Badass", with black & white pictures of him, he's cute...like on a Sunday afternoon type of deal. I would probably dip into that, only one thing, you need for me, to give you a haircut, and most definately you gotta NOT SPEAK....at all!

To Cagar or not to Cagar!

Can’t think of what to get that special person in your life? How about embracing new cultures like that of Catalonia where it is Christmas tradition to buy statues of well known people crapping and hide them in nativity scenes for your friends to find. Yep you read that right, ceramic statues of famous people shitting, which you then invite friends over to find.

Nothing says “I love you and I take an interest in world affairs” like getting a Barack Obama statue taking a dump. I personally love the Obama statue, it has the slogan “Yes we can” written on it, which juxtaposes neatly with him… well you know.

The statues are called ‘caganers’ and are a tradition which dates back to the 18th century in Catalonia. The figures whilst appearing to be well known people doing a shit, actually symbolize fertilization, hope and prosperity for the coming year. Because nothing says that better than a ceramic figurine, doing the business.

I love the intricate detail and texture of the crap. No word on whether these things come as scratch and sniff.

If Obama isn’t your style you can also get the Pope, Suri Cruise, the French President’s super model wife, famous soccer players and most of Europe’s leaders, including Gordon Brown.

I like the one of President Elect Obama, his poo seems quite a unique shape, the shape of change.

A.I. Reject becomes Porn Idol

Let me take you back to Season 5 of American Idol, the auditions to be exact.
If your memories serve you correct, you should be able to remember the following contestant. His name was Zach Travis. Zach was a scrawnny lil thing, with a bob haircut, and girly clothing, including heels, whom auditon to.....Queen Of The Night by Whitney Houston. Randy & Simon were confused...as always. Randy even asked Zach if he was a girl or a boy.
Well, fast forward to 2008, Zach has now become Kirk Cummings, pornstar extrodanire. He's joined the gym, and lost the girly persona. He was bound for stardum, well at least some type of it.Hey Zach, Kirk, whatever ur name is...call me

The New "GREEN" Underwear.

At first I thought this was an advertisement for some type of vitamins or nutritional supplement of sorts. But then as I looked again, it's an ad for environmentally safe underware for men. The new "Elliptec" with Seacell underware is out now, is manufactored by CIN2U. This underware with seacell is derived from seaweed, filled with vitamins and minerals, contains a bunch of other stuff my crotch has never even heard of before. So , if you were wondering what to get me for X-mas, then help my nuts go green, & I promise to leave no carbon ballprints, i mean footprints. LOL

The Party Continues On New Years Day

The Saint @ Large continues with the holiday spirit, as they present: REVIVAL, A New Years Day Event. This event is going to be one of a kind, since it will be the first time the S@L premiers a party at a new venue. ESPACE is located on West 42nd St & the Westside Highway. Remember, it's on the night of January 1st, 2009. Sounds by Alyson Calagna & Manny Lehman. This party will end at 8 a.m. So, don't act surprised when the lights come on & the music goes off. Know your limits & boundaries, party safely in 2009. I'll be working at this event, most likely. For more information go to www.saintatlarge.com

Christmas Party in NYC

The Saint @ Large is proud to present: The Christmas Party. The party will be held in a more intimate setting but still within a nightclub. The party will be Saturday, December 20th, until 6:30 a.m. It will be held in Pachita, the top exclusive level of Pacha-NYC Nightclub. The sounds will be provided by Michael Magnan & Eddie Elias. With afterhours in the main ballroom provided by Jonathan Peters. I'll be there, will you??? For more information go to www.saintatlarge.com

Sasha does Bettie Page

I may not have the haircut or her signature bangs, but I think I truly captured the essence of the late Bettie Page. Bettie passed away yesterday from complications due to a heart attack she had 4 days earlier. She was a true inspiration to many girls, @ one point or another we all stood in front of the mirror in our bra & panties in a Bettie Page pose.
Thank You Ms. Page.

Luv, Sasha

R.I.P. Bettie Page

The original pin-up girl has passed on. She inspired many girls to rebel, and get those short bangs (X-tina, Lady Gaga). And those bangs will live on forever. If you dont have bangs, and always wanted bangs, you could always see me, and I'll give you a lovely fringe bang or get a pair of special "clip-on" bangs @ Pat Fields on The Bowery, no cutting required.

COMING JANUARY 2009!!!!!

Coming soon, the blog you'll all been waiting for.

Psst! News. (You read about it here first)

Featuring the shenanigans of: Joseph Cortes, Sasha NJ Top She-Male ( & Joseph's cousin), & The Legandary Franklin Fuentes of "If Madonna Calls" & "I Found My Sunglasses" Club Hits fame.

Joseph will fill you in the the on-goings of NYC Life Style (The latest of the latest).
Sasha will wonder about the city taking photos of new and interesting things that will appeal to the eye. She'll be appearing to you via videos too. Woo-hoo!
Franklin will fill you in on the latest on the dance scene, or there lack of, and he'll provide us will the lastest in Clubland or there lack of clubs. And everyones favorite, he'll be picking the Classic of the week, or there lack of good music

Stay Tune, we are bound to ruffle someones feathers...

Joseph,